It has been well documented in previous blogs that Sonic gets DogLife. Every time I’m sitting around, wondering who is gonna be the next hero and drop some sweet deal on dogs, Sonic fucking delivers. They’re the Karl Malone of the dog industry.
On July 23rd they had a $1 hotdog day on their Chili Cheese Dogs and All American Dogs. SPOILER ALERT: I exploited the shit outta this deal.
Lets first take as second to appreciate the stache here on Mustache Monaghan. Holla @ me Steve Harvey.
Now to the dogs: First round of 2. Grabbed a couple chili cheese here. Little sloppy, but if I didn’t want that I wouldn’t have gotten a chili dog. 7.5/10
Second round of 2: On the left I have the All American Dog a try. Mustard, ketchup, relish, diced onions. I think the person making it may have twitched while putting the relish on because a copious amount of that shit was all over the left side of the bun. I’m not a huge relish guy and I’m also not a huge super soggy bun guy. 2/10. As for the chili cheese dog: very neat and clean. Great chili distribution. 8/10
Third round of 2: I want to address the picture on the left. This was the first time throughout this entire endeavor I can say “I can see how these hotdogs are affecting my body.” And apparently they are all just squishing to the left side of my neck. That legit looks like a fucking pack of hotdogs. Some people’s fat goes to their stomach, their tits, their thighs, but mine goes to my goddamn neck. Luckily the second picture is blurry and you can’t see my neckdogs too well. Both of these were chili dogs, both were kinda sloppy because this was like a half hour before closing. 7/10
Despite realizing that eating over 70 hotdogs in about 2 months is having a negative affect of my body, it was a triumphant day in DogLife thanks again to Sonic.